![]() ![]() Bravery because it’s hiding in plain sight. Stupidity as it’s the drug dealer profile car. Now this takes either bravery or stupidity. Pimp level: 0.5/10 – This does not need explaining. Plenty of room in the trunk for hardware when there’s a turf war going on. Usefulness: 8/10 Four seats and a trunk so the crew can ride along in comfort. Handling: 4/10 – Still relying on stealth. Speed: 5/10 – You’re relying on stealth here. Stealth: 10/10 – No one will look twice and it’s instantly forgettable. A Camry won’t let you down and leave you in the wrong part of town with your stash, it’s going to blend in to just about anywhere There’s plenty of room and it’s perfectly comfortable for those long nights sitting around or those busy nights running all over town. It’s what I would choose if I suddenly decided that exposing myself to casual violence and jail was the way to live life. Pimp level: 7/10 – This is no bling car but it’s bad ass and that puts it above the midway level. Usefulness: 7/10 Four seats and a trunk so the crew can ride along. Handling: 8/10 – With it’s all wheel drive and rally heritage corners aren’t a problem, and if it’s not lowered varied terrain is not a problem. Speed: 8/10 – With it’s quick acceleration it’s fast enough out of the whole to gain that all important advantage of getting out of sight long enough to make another turn. Stealth: 3/10 – An Impreza will always draw a cops eye and witnesses will remember it. Why do drug dealers drive bmw driver#Get on the long open roads and that V8 is going catch up fast, but in an urban environment with side alleys and ninety degree corners the turbo four cylinder matched to four wheel drive has enough punch and corner grip to get far enough out the way for a sharp driver to disappear. Why do drug dealers drive bmw plus#The suspension is higher than standard to deal with curbs easily and the engine is nothing special – plus the car is carrying a whole load of heavy equipment and quite possibly some stale donut jokes. Forget that nonsense about police patrol vehicles being tuned, they aren’t. So, our bad boy needs something that can get out of the hole quick and get round the first corner to start leaving the behemoth Crown Vic behind. ![]() Once the helicopter is up and the K9 units are out it’s just a formality. I’ve seen enough episodes of Cops to understand that a prolonged chase leads to inevitable capture. One of the biggest problems for a drug dealer is when the cops roll up on him and a quick getaway is in order. So I think we’re good to go here both morally and ethically: We know he isn’t smart because the risk vs reward aspect of drug dealing makes it a terrible life choice, and because he is not smart he won’t be reading this. Of course if a dealer was smart he wouldn’t need this guide. Problem is, a smart drug dealer doesn’t handle the drugs themselves so we are talking here about second up the rung. This begs the question in my mind… what would a semi smart or even a smart drug dealer actually drive? Mainly because the dealer wants people to know his status, he might wear a T-Shirt most likely his car is his status symbol. Here in the U.S you don’t need to be law enforcement or Batman to profile a drug dealer. ![]()
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